Some of you have been asking me how I got in the F.B.I. Well, it's because of my hacking skills. I'm a top hacker you see. I don't like to boast, but my hacking is pretty extraordinary. At least, She says it is. Sometimes, She has to pay other people in the house to clean it up.
I'm very proud.
They advertised for hackers and I applied and I got a card in the mail and everything.