Who is lovely?

Fur Brings Intelligence

I'm the Queen of the household - meet me. Trixie and Pyewacket may SAY that they are top cat, but really, don't make me laugh.

I am a Wise Woman cat.

I was here first.

I'm 8.

I know everything and I have ways of getting information that I'm not sharing with them. I'm a member of the F.B.I. I have full use of The Bureau, no one else is allowed to sit on it. I hear they are interested in hackers. I'm one of the best. And I only ever hack on the carpet, never on the tiled floor.

I'm branching out on my own. I'm going to investigate things, such as, do pigeon feathers come off if you lick them?